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What Are Crane Jokes?

Crane Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of crane jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If storks bring human babies what bring monster babies?
Cranes.
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#2
Roughly 60% of my childhood was spent trying to
do the crane kick after watching Karate Kid.
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#3
What is the best way to pick up American girls?
With a crane.
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#4
To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site.
An IHOP: International House of Pancakes.
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#5
Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.
Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!
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#6
Advertisement for a crane company...
Advertisement for a crane company: Call us, and we'll hook you up!
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#7
A crane fell in NYC today today a friend told me.
I asked if it was Niles or Frasier
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#8
Ichabod Crane in the streets the
headless horseman in the sheets
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#9
You really dropped the ball today Ted.
You're fired. "Please, no. I can try harder." You operate a wrecking crane, man. People died.
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#10
[kung fu fight] "Your tiger claw is no match for my
crane." *starts lifting heavy building materials*
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#11
How many fat people does it take to change a light bulb?
3. One to unscrew the light bulb and screw a new one on another one to operate the crane and a third one to say when the chicken is ready.
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#12
What kind of bird works on a construction site?
A Crane.
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#13
What are cranes made of?
Cranium.
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#14
What is the strongest bird ?
A crane !
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#15
The original Karate Kid is currently the same age as Mr.
Miyagi was in the movie, 51. My youth just got crane kicked in the bean bag.
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#16
They call it The "I'm listening".
They call it The Dr. Crane. They call it... ... tossed salad and scrambled eggs.
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#17
I was raised by wolves I was then lowered by bears They really
should only have one species of animal operating these cranes
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#18
What bird can lift the most?
A crane
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#19
Q: What's the strongest bird?
A: A crane.
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#20
Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?
because he had a dying light
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