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#1
Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER.
I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord.
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#2
Give a toddler a crayon and he will eat that crayon.
Teach him how to color and he will eat more crayons.
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#3
wife: What's wrong?
me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn't give me any brown crayons] Nothing
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#4
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
He wanted Mark Antony !
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#5
I explained to my kids that babies come out the bum because I couldn't
draw a very good vagina using crayons and construction paper.
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#6
Made a mistake while drawing with my crayons.
Can't erase. I guess the dragon will just have to have disproportionately large nipples...
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#7
In elementary I got all the chicks because my box of crayons had a built-in sharpener.
Been on a dry spell ever since. Just me & my crayons.
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#8
What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?
A box of crayons.
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#9
They should make erasers for
Crayons called "Crayoffs".
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#10
Nothing says "I enjoyed the taste of paste, fingerpaint, and crayons
in first grade" more than a potato chip bag opened from the bottom.
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#11
The last time I was 100% sure about a decision was in 3rd grade, and that
box of 64 crayons with the built in sharpener didn't disappoint.
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#12
I'd explain it to you again but I'm
fresh out of crayons and puppets
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#13
The NBA is like a box of crayons...
they don't use the white ones.
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#14
Me: Table for four, please.
And can we get some crayons? Her: Will there be children dining today? Me: No. The crayons are for me.
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#15
Crayons are a lot like M&M's.
All of the colors taste the same.
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#16
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
A: Her crayons are still sticky.
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#17
Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?
He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!
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#18
Crayons are a lot like M & M's,
all the colors taste the same.
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#19
I was having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book & crayons & he demands $100 for their return.
What a stressful day!
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#20
I would explain it to you again, but I
am fresh out of puppets and crayons.
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