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Creatures Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of creatures jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why don't sea creatures get divorced?
Because they can't afford abalone.
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#2
men: women are very hard to read women: actually, we just want- men:
such complex creatures women: if u just liste- men: so mysterious
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#3
Love will tear us apart.
Also, bears, wolves and some other woodland creatures.
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#4
If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology...
I'll give you a mini-tour
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#5
We use a very accurate term to describe our government.
Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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#6
What do you call the mythical cookie baking creatures with strong vaginal muscles?
The *kegel*-er elves.
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#7
What is the etymology of the word "politics"?
*Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning "Many". And *Ticks*, from English, meaning "little bloodsucking creatures."
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#8
"Disney movies promote false images of the friendliness of
woodland creatures," I mutter after each rabies shot.
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#9
It's OK to pet him.
Buffalo are gentle creatures.
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#10
What is the difference between Pokemon Go and Tinder?
On one app you search your area and find strange creatures, on the other you only find pokemon.
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#11
The first time God made the universe, he skipped leg day.
All men were weeping creatures, who ended in bloody torsos and begged for death.
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#12
Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many....
Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
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#13
What do you call social networking for magical creatures?
Faebook.
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#14
I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming.
I'm more pissed about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.
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#15
[CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls!
They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son.
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#16
Cop: Tell us what you know!
Me: Penguins are monogamous creatures with noted cases of bisexuality Cop: *typing up his science report*
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#17
[creation] GOD: Gather round creatures & I'll tell you what you'll eat ANTEATER: I'm SO excited!
DUNG BEETLE: I got a bad feeling about this
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#18
What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur?
Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures.
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#19
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
They never cry over spilt milk !
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#20
What do you call one bunch of woodland creatures complimenting another bunch of woodland creatures over their newly formed religion?
Constructive Critter Schism
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