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Cries Jokes

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Cries Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cries jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Honey, give me the baby.
-Wait until he cries -Until he cries..? Why..? -Because I can't find him...
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#2
I think my baby might be gay He cries when
I take the pacifier out of his butt
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#3
My wife's friend's baby always cries when her mom leaves the room.
My son just laughs at her. Proud father of a douchebag.
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#4
What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
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#5
Suicide terrorists: jokes on you!
Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries.
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#6
Parents that tell u "it's just a little noise" when their kid cries on
a train are the same ones who knock on ur door when the music is loud
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#7
[Dads birthday] "Make a wish Dad" *Dad blows out candles *Looks around *Looks @ wife Where did our son go?
-What son? *Dad cries with joy
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#8
"Please refrain, Angry God, from using the Newspaper of Doom" the Spider
King cries as he orders another sacrifice into your sleeping mouth
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#9
Dad: There's no use crying over spilled milk son.
Me: But dad it was tequila! Dad: What!? *cries immensely*
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#10
"It's okay, little buddy.
Mommy cries when her bottle is empty, too."
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#11
*Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great!
*Puts it back*
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#12
An epic story of love Man riding bicycle with gf Man gives gf helmet Man says
I love you Man does 720 inverted wheelie Man dies Man in news Woman cries
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#13
what do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?
a tear-jerker
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#14
Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose?
Accused: No. *cries into palms Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again.
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#15
Did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer?
Too bad he never cries.
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#16
Keith Ape makes his mother a sandwich.
She takes a bite and cries with joy. "This is amazing! What kind of sandwich is this?" She asks. "It cheese ma."
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#17
My son sounds like a goat when he cries.
He's just a little kid.
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#18
A woman cries to her husband "honey, the fridge isn't running" Husband replies "Good.
I'm not in the mood for fast food"
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#19
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries "Sanctuary!
Sanctuary!"
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#20
What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
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