What Are Criminals Jokes?
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#1
Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
#2
Piracy dates back to the 14th century, when armed criminals boarded
ships and viciously watched movies that weren't out yet
#3
Hi, I'm black, and I can't stand it when people assume
we're all criminals -Sent from your iPhone.
#4
I can never tell if a mother duck is being dutifully followed
by her ducklings or chased by a gang of young duck criminals.
#5
Gang of three hijack truckload of Viagra.
Police are looking for three hardened criminals.
#6
Hi, I'm black and I can't stand the stereotype that we are all criminals.
-Sent from your iPhone
#7
Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today.
One is orange and 9ft tall and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them.
#8
Did you hear about the group of people who stole a dozen boxes of Viagra?
Police are looking for hardened criminals.
#9
Why are the police so corrupt?
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
#10
What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?
Sting operation, of course!
#11
Shipment of Viagra was stolen from new York harbor
The cops are on the lookout for hardened criminals
#12
Why are criminals so good at basketball?
They shoot first and ask questions later.
#13
What did Mr.
Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals? The Dark Knightrogen
#14
News, just in: Truck Stolen!
A lorry containing 150 pallets of Viagra was stolen last night. Police are searching the country for a gang of hardened criminals.
#15
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra.
The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
#16
I've heard of a lot of dumb criminals...
but bakery robbers take the cake
#17
Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
#18
Viagra thieves did you hear about the viagra thieves?
The cops are looking for a group of hardened criminals
#19
What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?
Pork! Pork! Pork!
#20
cop pulls me over 2nite.
comes 2 my window n asks, Cop: "do you know y i pulled u over?" Me: "because Batman is catching all the criminals"
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