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Critical Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of critical jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Today I heard a critical speech about masturbation
It was very touching, to say the least
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#2
So, a friend of mine claims to be really body-positive, but...
...I saw him comment on a picture of a fat woman in Wal-Mart comparing her to a pachyderm. I told him to stop being so hippo-critical.
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#3
Guns don't avoid critical thinking by leaning on tired aphorisms.
People do.
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#4
What did the black hole say to the Catholic priest?
"I'm sorry, father. I'm rather critical of mass."
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#5
"My god, it's the zombie apocalypse.
Everyone grab the most critical items and get ready to run" *me holding a Shrek 2 DVD* Way ahead of you
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#6
What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?
Hippo-critical.
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#7
So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition.
I think it has to do with his lungs... He's always been a lil weezy.
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#8
As a feminist who's fairly critical of her own movement, this made me laugh: Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That's not funny.
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#9
Ever notice Santa brings way nicer shit to rich kids than poor kids?
Hey kids ,maybe it's time to do a little Christmas critical thinking.
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#10
A guy walks into a bar.
.. He's in critical condition.
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#11
My son fell asleep on a lego.
He is in critical condition and will be getting surgery this morning. He is currently on morphine and has had several seizures.
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#12
Facebook now tags fake news stories from sites like The Onion with #satire
to protect users who lack 1st grade critical thinking skills.
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#13
What do you call a fat person who judges hippos?
Hippo-critical.
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#14
What's the opposite of critical thinking?
Critical theory.
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#15
Don't even try to laugh.
What did the sensitive vagina say to the penis that was critical of everything? Stop Cliticizing me!
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#16
(Rushes to hospital) Dr: Your mother is extremely critical.
Me: Don't overreact doctor, she's like that with everyone.
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#17
[Hospital] Me:How's my dad?
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
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#18
Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all
because of that one critical time you said yes.
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#19
"Doctor, how's the patient?" Doctor: He's critical.
Patient: Dear prospective viewers, remaking 'Point Break' was a bad mistake. Utterly pointless.
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#20
[Hospital] Doctor:"...and so the baby is fine." Me:"And my wife?" Doc:"I'm afraid she's critical" Me:"I know!
But how is she?"
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