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#1
What is the difference between a cult and a religion?
Popularity.
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#2
Where do Satanic cults get their candles from?
Bloodbath & Beyond
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#3
Ho Ho Ho Do you know; There is a dyslexic
devil cult who worship Santa??
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#4
I joined a cribbage cult recently
They practice peggin' rituals
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#5
What is the difference between a church and a cult?
Their Punch.
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#6
What's Elon Musk's favorite band?
The Cult.
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#7
This day in history.
1701. Maryland legalized divorce in cases where the wife displeased their clergyman. What kind of kinky cult was that?
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#8
Why does Tom Cruise like Scientology?
It's given him a great cult following
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#9
What's the difference between a religion and a cult?
The number of followers
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#10
What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?
About a couple thousand years.
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#11
Don't join dangerous cults
Practice safe sects
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#12
How are girlfriend like cults?
You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the folds.
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#13
One I came up with today.
Did you hear about the new cult that worships testicles? They are sacreligious.
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#14
Mass suicide cult leaders
are a dying breed
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#15
What kind of movies do Scientologists like?
Cult classics
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#16
I think I have just enough followers
to start a decent sized cult
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#17
I tried to make a joke about cults...
But the punchline was too long.
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#18
Yesterday I was just a dude in a hoody whispering Black Sabbath lyrics to a goat.
Today, I am the leader of a petting zoo cult.
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#19
Why are there no black cults?
Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.
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#20
What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?
A torn ACL
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