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#1
What's the difference between a pedophile and acne?
Acne waits for puberty to cum on your face
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#2
What's long and hard and has cum in it?
Cumulative exams.
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#3
Mayonnaise is cum.
When you put it on a sandwich, you're spreading cum on your bread. When you ask for it on a burger, you ordered cum.
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#4
Gay jokes aren't funny
Cum on guys...
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#5
What is gray and comes in pints?
An elephant! edit: maybe I should say what is gray and cums in pints?
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#6
My wife and I got into an argument she said 'you should treat me like I'm the last woman on earth'
I said- what, lock you down in the basement and let men cum on your face for a million dollars?
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#7
Why is Santa's sack so big???
Well, he only cums once a year...
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#8
Sex Joke So an egg walked up to a sperm
and said, "You cum here often."
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#9
Tried to find a joke about impared
ejaculation But it just won't cum
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#10
What do whales and milk have in common?
They both cum in gallons.
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#11
What's hard, long and has cum in it?
A Cucumber...
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#12
When your friends start with the Dead Baby jokes, hit them with this (NSFW): How do you blend a baby?
Feet first so you can cum in its mouth as it screams.
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#13
How much cum does a gay guy have?
A butt load.
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#14
what do you call dried cum?
sement
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#15
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
Cum on her shoes and let the flies do the rest
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#16
Just broke my record for distance of ejaculation.
I've cum a long way.
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#17
I watched the bonus features on a porn movie today.
It just showed a woman crying in the shower, washing all the cum out of her hair.
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#18
What do you call it when you rape a girl and cum on her chest?
A Cosby Sweater
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#19
Clean Jokes...
...Are hard to cum by.
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#20
I've put a hole in a bar of soap and I use it to masturbate.
Normally I wouldn't share this kind of information, but I just have to cum clean.
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