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Cure Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cure jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Taking Viagra for my sunburn.
Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!
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#2
How did they cure the swine flu?
With oinkment.
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#3
A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.
doctor: Ok bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine but whatever you do don't cure her.
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#4
Sometimes I drink to cure my malaise.
If I get drunk this Friday because I am bummed about the end of the world, am I getting sauced because of Mayan-aise?
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#5
How to cure affluenza?
Introduce him to Warhammer.
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#6
I think I found the cure for gonorrhea It
was at the bottom of my wifes handbag.
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#7
Did you hear about the newly announced cure for Parkinson's Disease?
It's in a bottle with instructions to "shake well"
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#8
[table of 6 year olds in lab coats] How are we supposed to find a cure
for cooties if we *bangs fist on table* CAN'T EVEN FIND WALDO?!
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#9
One day I'm going to cure blindness...
You'll see. You'll all see!
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#10
If smoking is bad for you...
Why does it cure salmon?
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#11
My father found the cure for gonorrhea.
It was under the TV guide where he left it.
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#12
Cancer cures
smoking.
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#13
A cure has been found for homosexuality.
Lip balm you rub it on your arsehole and it keeps the chaps away.
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#14
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn Doesnt cure
it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night
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#15
I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia.
Ahh......That brings back memories.
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#16
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
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#17
A little bird told me that 5 Hour Energy shots can cure hangovers.
Not sure I can trust a talking bird while on acid, though.
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#18
I used to be in a band called The Prevention We hoped
people would say we were better than The Cure.
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#19
I've heard they've started holding races for the cure where the participants are actually cancer patients...
...balderdash, if you ask me.
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#20
They found a cure for pedophiles.
They turn them into dyslexics... ... so they go around looking for Pop Tarts instead of tot parts.
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