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Curse Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of curse jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I carry around a note in my wallet that says, "The curse
must be passed, I'm so sorry" in case it's ever stolen.
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#2
Sleeping Beauty is my favorite Disney
movie where the curse sounds amazing.
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#3
Due to a gypsy curse, I gain weight each time I consume more calories
than are burned by my basal metabolic rate plus daily activities.
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#4
If the Avada Kedavra curse was invented by a Muslim wizard or by a Jewish wizard It
would be called the "Islama Kedavra" curse or the "Avada Judahvra" respectively.
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#5
today i saw a dog barking at a ball and i thougt, ah yes, good dog.
i too curse the very things which bring me joy
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#6
Don't curse the weather.
If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation
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#7
Everybody always says they want a fairytale wedding, but when
I show up and curse their newborn, suddenly I'm a jerk.
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#8
how do I keep my skin looking so young?
it's all thanks to [turns to camera smiling] an ancient curse [locusts pour from my mouth & eyes]
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#9
Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding.
But when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk...
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#10
As a wizard I know a selection of offensive spells...
My favorite is 'Curse'.
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#11
When you're really angry, instead of saying a filthy curse word,
try yelling "Finnegan's Biscuits!" I find it quite satisfying.
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#12
Accidentally pressed the soap dispenser instead of the toothpaste.
Mouth feels clean but I don't think I'll be able to curse today. Shucks.
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#13
I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't curse...
god damn it - I left my cigarettes at the bar!!
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#14
I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out.
Curse those wrap-scallions!
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#15
What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?
Curses! Foil again!
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#16
What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?
"Curses, foiled again!"
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#17
Why doesn't Oedipus curse?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth
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#18
What idiot called it removing
a curse and not a hexagon?
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#19
General Tso's Curse: You have every intention of trying
something new, but you just can't order anything else.
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#20
Why did the Native American curse the snow?
Because it was white and on his land!
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