What Are Custom Jokes?
Custom Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of custom jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[customs] "Passport?" *I lift up my bag & a severed head falls out* ME:
OH NO OH GOD *still rummaging through bag* ME: I've forgotten it
#2
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.
The Customs official says "Have you got anything to declare?" He thinks a second and he says "It's a nice-a day!"
#3
We have a strange custom in our office...
The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".
#4
I hate people who take drugs...
...such as the police and customs officers.
#5
English Folk Customs
by Morris Dancer
#6
We have a strange custom in our office.
The food has names there. Yesterday, for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".
#7
A British man visits Australia.
The customs officer asks "Do you have a previous criminal history?" The visitor replies "I didn't realize that was still a requirement"
#8
How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?
They do declare!
#9
A Rich man sent a medicine shipment to Somalia Once it reached the Airport inspection, Customs
rejected it and sent it back; the instructions on the medicines said : after meal
#10
So I tried to get my pet kangaroo across the American border...
But customs wouldn't let raw meat through.
#11
Customs Police: Do you have anything to claim?
Me: A hot dog is a sandwich. Cop: "Please step out of the vehicle"
#12
Last time I went through Canadian customs and they asked me if I had
anything to declare, I said, "You guys make great maple syrup!"
#13
You've gotta be careful talking to Steve Jobs because he'll say the word
'eyeballs' and really be referring to his custom-made Apple gonads.
#14
They should make custom Starbucks cards that say, "I wouldn't
normally be buying your coffee, but I got this gift card."
#15
I hate it when people take drugs...
Like US Customs or police officers.
#16
My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant
that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
#17
A British man enters customs at an Australian airport.
The officer asks "Do you have a criminal record?" The man looks confused and replies "No, do I still need one?"
#18
[at the airport] Customs: Do you have any drugs in your bag, Ma'am?
Me: Sure. What can I get you?
#19
Putin goes on holiday!
Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk. Customs officer: Occupation? Putin: No, just visiting.
#20
Judge: Did you deal him a death blow with this custom crafted sword?
Me: Yes, your honor, I smelt it and dealt it.. Jury: *giggles*
Why People Enjoy Custom Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and custom jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love custom jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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