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What Are Dairy Jokes?

Dairy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dairy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I may not be Dairy Queen, baby,
but I'll treat you right!
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#2
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper.
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#3
What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk?
Please excuse my dairy air
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#4
A guy just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.
How dairy.
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#5
What do you call that gnarly smell around cow pastures?
DAIRY-AIR!
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#6
I believe meat is murder, vegetables are burglary, bread is
mail fraud and dairy is impersonating a police officer.
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#7
I once lip locked the soft ice dispenser at Dairy Queen until the manager had to hit me with a mop.
So I know a little bit about rejection.
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#8
Someone just called for cleanup in the dairy aisle but I'm the only
one here so I dropped the jug of milk I was holding and ran
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#9
"Dad, why is my picture on that milk carton?" "Well, son, I guess it's time that I tell you the truth.
You were adopted... from a dairy."
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#10
what did the lactose intolerant man say after eating an ice cream cone?
please excuse my dairy air
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#11
Dairy farmers are always complaining about the wages they get paid...
To be honest, I think they're milking it
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#12
Cheese & Milk Just as I was getting home last night a guy hit me with a block of cheese.
I thought that wasn't very mature. He then ran over and pour milk all over my head. I thought HOW DAIRY!!!
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#13
What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore?
Laun-dairy.
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#14
What do you call a religious dairy farmer?
Cheesus Christ
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#15
What does a cow's fart smell like?
dairy-air
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#16
Shouldn't russia have the mos dairy?
Cause you know, They have the moscow? Sorry for the cheesy joke :/
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#17
Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch?
It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary.
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#18
A random stranger laughed at how I
was lactose intolerant How dairy
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#19
What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?
*Legen-dairy*
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#20
What do you call a gay person from Wisconsin?
A Dairy Queen
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Most Dairy Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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How many Dairy Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Dairy Jokes?
Dairy Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Dairy Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and dairy jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Dairy Jokes safe for all ages?
Most dairy jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Dairy Jokes?
dairy jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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