What Are Dalla Jokes?
Dalla Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dalla jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Long distance relationships almost never work out..
Because for example: The distance from Dallas TX to Chicago IL is 967.2 mi. The average penis size is 4 inches.
#2
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
#3
What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
#4
Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich?
Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets!
#5
Did you hear about the kidnapping in Dallas?
They woke him up.
#6
Ebola is in Dallas?
At least the Dallas Cowboys don't have to worry about it. They can't catch anything.
#7
What's the difference between a stadium full of Dallas Cowboys fans, and 90,000 buckets of shit?
90,000 buckets.
#8
How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
#9
Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?
The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!
#10
Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?
For the Sallad
#11
What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?
The Dallas Cowboys
#12
What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev.
Billie Graham have in common? Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
#13
What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?
Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.
#14
Dallas Black people: please be Muslim please be Muslim please be Muslim
Muslim people: please be black please be black please be black
#15
A redneck girl is sucking off her black power boyfriend.
What's her favorite song? I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
#16
The Dallas gunman was a bit late.
I know he wanted red whites in blue, but the 4th of July was like a week and a half ago.
#17
What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?
Eventually the baby stops crying
#18
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car who's driving?
A: The police.
#19
Dirty limericks?
GO! [NSFW] There once was a girl named Alice Who used dynamite as a phallus They found her vagina in South Carolina And bits of her tits in Dallas
#20
Dallas Police is hiring As of Friday morning
they have 5 positions to fill
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