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Damn Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of damn jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Damn girl, are you Daenerys Targaryen?
Because that ass could take over the world. Haha don't know if this is used or not yet but I dreamt up this joke so enjoy.
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#2
Can't wait to get off work, then I can finally stop staring at
this damn computer, and go stare at a different computer.
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#3
I hate being that creepy guy outside your window, but damn girl it's 7:30 already.
You're gonna be late for work.
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#4
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
(LONG) Damn.
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#5
The two things to remember when ur a pothead 1)U lose short term memory 2) Damn!
I know there's something else
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#6
What did the male cat say to the female cat.
Damn girl you looking feline.
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#7
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They're so under-cooked they're writing fucking diaries!
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#8
Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?
That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained?
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#9
Damn baby, you make me feel like the economic times during Martin Van Buren's Presidency.
Hard.
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#10
I just typed "married" and it came out "martyred".
Damn smart phone is becoming self aware.
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#11
Due to the prostitute's arm injury, she can do no more than 5 handjobs a night.
Damn handie-cap!
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#12
A night-shift nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and says...
"Oh damn it, some asshole has my pen!"
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#13
"Damn girl are you?" -Existentialist
pick-up line
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#14
My grocery store keeps rearranging the produce section.
If I need to work this hard to find bananas, there better be a damn tropical breeze!
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#15
[Meta] Damn Girl jokes Damn Girl jokes....
so hot right now. Please consider cross-posting them to /r/damngirljokes.
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#16
What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?
A cup of decaf
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#17
Damn girl, are you a hoover?
Cuz dam
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#18
[guy jokingly refers to america as 'murica, everyone starts applauding;
I basically hork up a damn lung from laughing my shit off so hard]
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#19
It's great to get laid, It's awesome to get
off, but damn it sucks to get laid off.
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#20
So my neighbor asked me to fix her sink She's obviously never seen a
porno because it's been an hour and I'm still fixing the damn sink
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