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Danger Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of danger jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Sorry for teaching your kids to yell "STRANGER DANGER"
whenever you tell them they can't have something LOL
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#2
A horse walked into a bar...
...several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation.
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#3
I read an article about the dangers of heavy drinking the other day, and it really scared me!
So that's it... Starting today, no more reading.
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#4
So a rhino walks into a bar...
and several patrons pay their tabs and leave because they see the danger in this situation.
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#5
Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
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#6
Don't you hate when you're at the mall and there's a kid that just won't shut up.
You're like, "SHHH!" And he's all, "STRANGER! DANGER!
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#7
Danger is my middle name.
nnFirst name: AvoidsnLast name: Completely
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#8
Your pussy is in more danger than
a seal during Shark Week.
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#9
*dog barks at absolutely everything, every time* Me: SHUT UP *dog barks
at burglar, one time* Me: It's like he just knew there was danger
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#10
A horse walks to a bar...
Many people get up and leave the bar as they see the potential danger in the situation.
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#11
Danger is my middle name.
Avoid is my first, and Completely is my last. Nice to meet you.
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#12
My gran keeps banging on about the dangers of the modern world, apparently when she was young she never had to secure her back entrance.
What a slag.
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#13
What is the biggest danger to an ear f*cker?
Hearing AIDS.
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#14
[wife crosses out another baby name off the list] What?
What's wrong with Carlos Danger Grenades?
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#15
An horse walks into a bar.
The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size.
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#16
A Doomsday Clock representing the dangers to humanity has symbolically been set to three minutes to midnight I guess you could say we are at...
Threat Level Midnight
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#17
[Fortune Teller] "I see great wealth, also danger." Oh.
"And blue meth. Walt Jr. is crippled." Are you watching Breaki- "Jesse is so hot."
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#18
A beekeeper talks about the dangers of his job.
"Of course you have to be carefull you won't get stabbed by one of those creatures, but that's a part of living in a multicultural society."
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#19
What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?
"Danger: Do not touch"
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#20
*Reads about a Salmonella outbreak on lettuce -NEVER eats Salad again!
*Reads about the dangers of Alcohol poisoning -NEVER reads again!
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