What Are Dangerous Jokes?
Dangerous Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dangerous jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What's small, purple and dangerous?
A grape with a gun
#2
What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?
C4
#3
What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?
A monster on roller-skates.
#4
Life was dangerous when I was young.
We answered the phone never knowing who was on the other end.
#5
Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi,
but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November.
#6
Me: my doctor says if I get annoyed I could die You: so you can't watch that YouTube link?
Me: I'm saying it's dangerous to even send them
#7
My wife asked me: "What's the most risky, dangerous
food you've ever eaten." Me: "wedding cake".
#8
Just saw a billboard that said, "Texting & Driving Is Dangerous!" Hahaha...
that's so lamOMG I JUST HIT A CIRCUS ELEPHANT!!!
#9
"It seems like many polls are turning against you.
How do you respond?" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people.
#10
I was watching the men's hockey at the commonwealth games today, I was thinking it must be a very dangerous
game to play, I mean half the Indian team were running around with bandages on their heads
#11
People keep saying drugs are dangerous, I abused lots of drugs and I'm fine.
It's only the people watching me through power sockets that are annoying.
#12
On the Titanic 0 people died from alcohol poisoning and 1,500 people died from drinking too much water.
You decide which is more dangerous.
#13
There's no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman
with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think.
#14
What's the most dangerous animal in the world?
A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.
#15
What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries
#16
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
#17
Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!
#18
When walking behind someone at night, let them know you're
not dangerous by yelling "DO NOT FEAR ME" very loudly
#19
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?
Someone else's !
#20
Why is mustard gas so dangerous?
Because it was used in World War One to kill people.
Why People Enjoy Dangerous Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and dangerous jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love dangerous jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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