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#1
When you watch Jersey
Shore, Darwin cries.
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#2
Some people just don't understand evolution.
I was talking to an Australian the other day who actually thought *he* came from Darwin! All credit to Milton Jones for that one.
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#3
Why did Charles Darwin become a scientist?
He was just playing to his strengths. It was really a natural selection.
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#4
did Darwin predict butterflies would
then evolve into tattoos?
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#5
So Darwin comes across a sad penguin in an airport....
He goes up to the penguin and asks, "Why so angry, you cute little fella?" The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
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#6
My 5 year old is stuck inside a duvet cover right now so I think
I'm going to go for a walk and just let Darwin solve this one.
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#7
People who won Darwin Awards...
...jumped into the gene pool when the life guards weren't looking
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#8
How did Charles Darwin die?
Natural causes.
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#9
An orangutan in the zoo has two books The Bible and Darwin's Origin Of Species.
He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeperor his keeper's brother.
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#10
Why did Darwin love CSS?
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
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#11
Drake started from the bottom.
Of Darwin's evolution chart.
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#12
So if Lucy died 3.2 million years ago after falling from a tree...
...does that qualify her for a Darwin award?
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#13
8 teens in the the garage.
I hear the miter saw and drill going. I'm just going to sit back and let Darwin take care of things in there.
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#14
What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?
*On the Origin of Feces*
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#15
What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?
Oranges and peaches.
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#16
Darwin is a genius.
Just realized I'm attracted to women in glasses because I'm more likely to reproduce with a woman who can't see me well.
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#17
What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?
Evo-lotion.
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#18
God: Hmm now where did I leave that fish?
It couldn't possibly have grown legs and walked away Darwin: lol ur not gonna believe this
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