What Are Dc Jokes?
Dc Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dc jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I think we can all agree that "Phillybuster" would be a great
name for a cheese steak restaurant in Washington DC
#2
I hope DC residents have good flood insurance Because
that swamp turned into a damn lake real fast.
#3
The Washington Redskins are very sensitive to concerns and have decided to change their name...
...to the DC Darkies.
#4
Washington DC's IQ is the same as the Federal
Reserves interest rate Theyre both negative.
#5
What's a mathematician's favorite drug?
dx/dc
#6
Evening commute One inch of snow
will do this to you in DC
#7
Earthquake in DC...
This is the shakeup in Washington we needed.
#8
What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?
OC/DC
#9
What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?
AC/DC
#10
Why does Washington DC stink?
Because of the B O
#11
40 world leaders are in DC tonight.
Blocks away, George Clinton is playing a show. Does Joe Biden know what a big funking deal that is?
#12
I'm not going to make my daughter choose a religion, I'll explain the
differences & when the time comes she can choose either Marvel or DC.
#13
It'd be fun to watch screaming monkeys throw poop at each other today, but it's too cold in DC for the zoo.
And Congress is out of session.
#14
can you guys help me find an AC/DC song?
it has 3 power chords and the lyrics are about being a badass, Thanks! *stolen from RYM*
#15
*walks in on son making batman & iron man action figures kiss* wtf?
"dad i can explain" u should never EVER mix the dc & marvel universes
#16
Why don't the other DC heroes like Nightwing?
He's always being a dick to them.
#17
Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?
He was Edward Snowed-In.
#18
Me: *drops toddler off at gym daycare* DC: Which room will you be working out in?
Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
#19
Why did they name themselves AC/DC?
Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.
#20
Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?
Because he was hydra-phobic.
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