What Are Dean Jokes?
Dean Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dean jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I never made the Dean's List but I find it disturbing
the Dean keeps a list of teenagers he likes.
#2
What's the difference between James Dean and Jimmy Dean?
Jimmy Dean is sausage in the skillet, James Dean was hamburger on the road.
#3
Do you file your nails?
I throw mine away. -Dean Martin
#4
The sausage mogul Jimmy Dean has passed away.
Someone just sent me the link!!!!
#5
Sammy just bought a new pair of pants.
He's explaining to Dean that these pants were specially fitted for dancing. "Ballroom?" Dean asks. "Not much," Sammy replies.
#6
My mum was called Pearl and my dad was called Dean...
Every time I would call them I would go, Hi mum and Pe PA pe PA pe pe PA....
#7
Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, "Venison's dear
isn't it?", John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, James Dean Pun intended
#8
Did you hear about Pala Deans new restaurant?
They only serve crackers!
#9
Did you hear Donald Sterling is having a child?
Paula Dean is the mother.
#10
"Dean, what do you think is a reasonable price point for a chocolate cake?" "Good question, Deluca.
I'm gonna say $95."
#11
I'm no Dean Martin.
I said to this train driver ''I want to go to Paris". He said ''Eurostar?'' I said, ''I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin''.
#12
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Credit goes to some caller on the Dean Blundell show. I couldn't make that up
#13
[dean tries handing me a diploma as I walk
across the stage] I have a boyfriend
#14
Steven King, Dean Koontz and Anne Rice have all announced their retirement
stating: Nothing we write will ever be scarier than this election
#15
Some dude at ASU named Dean has me on his list.
Honestly, I don't appreciate or understand it. Thinking about contacting the authorities.
#16
What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?
That's a moray.
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