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Death Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of death jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I once watched a mime choke to death on a street corner and everyone applauded.
For a couple of reasons.
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#2
Did you hear about the deaths from bird flu?
They were all chicken
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#3
Freddie Gray's death was
a real Homie-cide
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#4
just putting the facts out there 2 educate.
personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later
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#5
Romeo and juliet is not a love story.
It's a 3-day relationship between a 13 & 17 year old that caused 6 deaths. #readtheplay
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#6
Me: I have bad news about Bob.
Friend: Bob from work or Bob that always fakes his own death? Me: *Drops shovel* Ut oh...
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#7
What is six inches long and stiff in the morning?
Crib death.
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#8
I hope Death is a woman....
That way it will never come for me.
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#9
What does Bruce Lee like to eat before a fight to the death?
QUINOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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#10
Smoking is a slow death!
But we're not in a hurry...
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#11
My wedding vows said "till death do us part." My wife died, so I was a free man.
Then she came back and bit me.
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#12
What do black people get after death?
Nigger mortis
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#13
Star Wars meat joke As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: "For those of you finding the Wookiee
steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."
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#14
What doesn't kill you leaves you feeling rejected and
wondering why you weren't good enough for death.
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#15
You'd think old people would drive faster with the
whole death thing creeping up on them and all.
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#16
Death by chickpea...
What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another one to death? Hummuscide Thanks, I'm out.
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#17
I went into my sons room and found a mouse, so I stamped it to death.
It would have been so much easier if there wasn't a fucking cage around it.
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#18
Where there is a will, there
is usually a death.
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#19
One year later after Pavlov's dog death...
Pavlov still brings him food.
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#20
What's long and hard and makes women cry at night?
Crib death.
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