What Are Decision Jokes?
Decision Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of decision jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A mosquito landed on my wife's face...
Easiest decision of my life.
#2
Remember to make short sighted assumptions and rash
decisions with almost no information today.
#3
ive learned that asians will always
make Wong decisions when driving...
#4
The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called "15 & Fully Trusted
By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions, We Love You Brittani."
#5
What do gays and republicans have in common?
Both are feeling a little butt hurt after yesterdays decision.
#6
When I was younger, I was so stupid, I made bad decisions that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
And by "younger" I mean yesterday.
#7
George W.
Bush isn't writing a memoir, but "an account of key decisions", such as 9/11, Iraq, and "all the other things Cheney made me do."
#8
Just made 7 decisions based
on my phone's battery life.
#9
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo.
Because then I would know she is capable of making decisions she will regret in the future.
#10
The movie Scarface taught us that abusing cocaine can lead to making bad
decisions--for example: the script, the soundtrack, and the acting.
#11
Question: Why do men always give their penis a name?
Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
#12
I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca...
I was caught between Iraq and a Hajj place.
#13
Picking which colour pen to use....
Its always a bic decision
#14
When buying a new bed, don't be too quick to
make a decision You've gotta sleep on it.
#15
Auto correct changed naughty with nausea and it was
the best decision i ever made in this relationship.
#16
There should be a morning after pill
for Supreme Court decisions.
#17
It's find it a tough decision to buy the right mattress...
I guess I'll have to sleep on it.
#18
People who were huge fans of the Backstreet Boys are now in
positions of responsibility, making important decisions.
#19
Women who draw in their eyebrows are making a serious decision
about what mood they're in for the rest of that day.
#20
God to now go through your old tweets before
making final decision on heaven.
Why People Enjoy Decision Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and decision jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love decision jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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