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#1
if i don't respond to your text, it's because i fell asleep finding a
dumb picture of mos def to send u in lieu of typing "most definitely"
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#2
Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken?
Defendant: Yes, my lord..... Judge; How much. Def: 50:50 Jud: Please elaborate. Def: **One horse to one chicken.**
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#3
[solicitor reading my will] "He [takes off glasses & pinches bridge of
nose], He wants to donate his arm to the drummer from Def Leppard".
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#4
What has 9 arms and sucks?
Def leppard
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#5
What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?
Cancer
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#6
What has 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leopard!
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#7
Come on CNN it's not a snow storm.
It's Mega-Winterpocalypse Snowmageddon Def Con 4 KillStorm 2011. Get your facts straight.
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#8
What has nine arms and blows?
Def Leppard
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#9
Def Leppard are a bunch of liars.
I poured some sugar on a girl one time and it was a complete mess, she was not happy at all.
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#10
What has nine arms and sucks?
Def Leppard
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#11
Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?
They all lost their hearing
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#12
What has seven arms and can't spell?
Def Leppard
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#13
What is the best music to air drum to while driving?
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
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#14
Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
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#15
Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle
animals, Def Leppard is my favorite.
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#16
What has seven arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
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#17
My best guy friend and I vowed if we're still single at 45, we def won't
marry each other because who wants to marry someone no one likes?
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#18
What has nine arms and sucks?
Your mom on Def Leppard's tour bus.
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#19
What has 7 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
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#20
I've changed my name to Yasiin Bey.
It is very important to me personally and culturally that I am called by only this name from now on and I ask respect for my decision... said Mos Def
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