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#1
*gets fired the first day on the job as an EMT for trying
to cook a frozen burrito with the defibrillator*
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#2
My first workout back at the gym was great.
I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital.
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#3
It's pretty rude how they'll kick you out of the hospital just
for using a defibrillator to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
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#4
Pretending you're dead to avoid conversation in the hospital
is the worst way to learn how a defibrillator works.
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#5
"Tell me why I shouldn't report you to HR?" The doctor yelled at me when I used the defibrillator wrong.
"I don't work here" I yelled back.
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#6
10 reasons why doctors use defibrillators...
Number 4 will shock you!
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#7
My first workout back at the gym was great...
I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital.
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#8
A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator.
The victim said that he was gonna press charges.
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#9
Girl, do you have a defibrillator?
Cause my heart stops everytime I see you
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#10
Most young lives are lost not because of seat belts, but because
the defibrillator needs you to sign into Facebook first.
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