What Are Dennis Jokes?
Dennis Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dennis jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I need a joke.
I need a quick joke to tell Dennis tomorrow. He always tells me a good one and I want to hit him back with a good one.
#2
What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?
He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"
#3
Supposedly anagrams of people's names give you clues to how they're going to die...
... and [Hugh Dennis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Dennis) is an anagram of "hung in shed".
#4
What's the difference between Chuck Schumer and Tom Brady Tom Brady is a Patriot and a winner.
(Thank you Dennis Miller)
#5
Swine Flu is back?
Just when you think something is gone forever it comes back and makes people sick.. Just like Dennis Rodman
#6
"Dad why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis.
"I have to" replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."
#7
If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive?
American comedy films.
#8
what did mick jagger say when he caught hugh hefner and dennis weaver in the bedroom together?
hey, hugh, get off of mccloud.
#9
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman
#10
Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.
It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.
#11
I guess we're all just lucky that Dennis the
Menace's first name wasn't Carsonist.
#12
When is Dennis Rodman going to realize that he will be executed as soon as
the North Korean basketball team he is training loses their first game.
#13
I want to make a porno with Larry Bird and Dennis Rodman at 6 in the morning...
It's called early bird gets the worm
#14
When Dennis Thatcher had sex with Margaret
Thatcher he called it pumping iron.
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