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Dentists Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dentists jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?
Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions
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#2
What's a dentists favorite time of day?
Tooth-Hurty
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#3
9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest toothpaste...
...the 10th is in still in hiding for paying $50,000 for the right to murder a lion in Africa.
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#4
Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?
Because m'cavity.
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#5
Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?
They hate plaque buildup.
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#6
9 out of 10 dentists agree: golf is a fantastic
way to avoid raising your children.
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#7
Dentists' offices only come in two layouts: "open-floor concept Smarthome
with a medical twist!" or "design attained perfection in 1964"
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#8
What's the difference between mass and weight?
Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday, and weight is where sundaes go on Catholics. (From a poster on the ceiling in my dentists office)
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#9
What is a drill team?
A group of dentists who work together.
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#10
It's cool how in England they call trucks
"lorries" and dentists "never"
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#11
Why don't progressives go to the dentist?
Because dentists like everything straight and white.
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#12
Why there should be a February 30th So
dentists can have a day to celebrate
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#13
What time do dentists fly airplanes?
Tooth Hurty (2:30)
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#14
9 out of 10 dentists agree: the 10th dentist is a dog, not a dentist.
the 10th dentist argues that dogs can b dentists too
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#15
1 out of 5 dentists is illiterate,
and could not complete the survey.
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#16
r/jokes, I'm in the dentists chair with 2 cavities.
Please, cheer me up.
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#17
Why do dentists like potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
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#18
4 out of 5 dentists agree: Dentist
#5 is a real asshole.
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#19
9 out of 10 dentists will agree to anything
you want them to for 100 bucks.
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#20
Why don't dentists display their awards?
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
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