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Depends Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of depends jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?
It depends on how big his plantation is.
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#2
Who makes more money: a prostitute or a drug dealer?
Depends on who has the best crack.
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#3
What does batman call his dick?
Robin/Nightwing - depends how big it is
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#4
What does Betty White's vagina taste like?
Depends.
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#5
"Will you spend the rest of my life with me?" "That depends.
When are you going to die?"
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#6
Him: You're married?
Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes.
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#7
[interview] HIM: have u ever bribed anyone?
ME: *pulls a package of OREO's from briefcase and slides across table* depends on who's asking
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#8
One old man was talking to another "Hows
your incontinence?" "Depends."
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#9
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Depends on how many cops planted it there
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#10
What does 90-year-old pussy taste like?
Depends.
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#11
What do old people smell like?
Depends
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#12
Every husband is a farmer by default..
his survival solely depends on "Agree"culture
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#13
Dirty joke told to me by an old man (NSFW) What does 70 year old pussy taste like?
Depends Sorry if this is a repost.
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#14
What is it like to eat out an old grandma?
Depends.
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#15
What does it taste like when you eat out an old woman?
*shrug* Depends.
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#16
How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?
It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.
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#17
What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
That depends on which one you had for starters
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#18
Life After Death Hey grandma, do you think that life after death will be beautiful?
Grandma: Well that depends, who died?
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#19
What do old people smell like?
Depends.
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#20
- Dad, are mermaids fish or women?
-It depends on if you are horny or hungry.
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