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Deposit Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of deposit jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Look at each failure as a deposit made into the account that will
help you write the check for your next significant success.
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#2
[writes THIS IS A ROBBERY on a deposit slip, slides it to teller] [teller
writes something, slides it back] NO THIS IS A DEPOSIT SLIP
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#3
Facebook is like an Emotion Bank People deposit their feelings
to save, but usually gain very little interest.
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#4
Birth Control It's like direct
deposit without the interest
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#5
Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive
way to deposit $5 into their trashcan.
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#6
*panics during bank robbery* "Uhhhh hi yeah I'd
like to put this gun in my safety deposit box"
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#7
If Earth was a rented apartment, ain't NOOOO WAAAAAY
we're getting our security deposit back.
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#8
Where does the vampire deposit his savings?
In the blood bank. And why did he like to deposit his savings there? Because everyone there helped increase his savings.
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#9
people: u should smile me: not unless u deposit
2 million dollars in my bank account thanks
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#10
It's good times for German geologists As they have
discovered a large deposit of gemulichkeit.
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#11
Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?
To the river bank!
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#12
Where do fish deposit their money?
River banks
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#13
What's the difference between me and a pigeon?
A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
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#14
Bank robbers give a bad name to people who just
want to deposit their check with a mask on.
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#15
Just smiled at a stranger.
So how does this work, will I get a direct deposit in my account?
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#16
I stopped living paycheck to paycheck...
...now I live direct deposit to direct deposit.
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#17
Where do polar bears go to deposit money?
A snowbank
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#18
I made a deposit at the sperm bank last night.
She really hates it when I call her that though.
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#19
[skywriting] Karen, do you have the checkbook?
The skywriting guy won't let me out of the plane until he gets his deposit.
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#20
So I walked into a bank with a bag of weed to deposit...
The teller asked, "what are you doing?" I said, "I wish to open a joint account!"
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