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What Are Depression Jokes?

Depression Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of depression jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Sometimes I treat my depression,
but other times we go dutch.
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#2
What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?
Lonely ness.
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#3
Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns?
Chronic depression makes the meat a little tangy.
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#4
Why did the nuke switch course?
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
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#5
What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?
Red, white and blue
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#6
When I hear "Tropical Depression" I think of Toucan Sam sitting in a rain-forest crying.
:(
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#7
I have seasonal depression I'm depressed
in the spring, summer, fall and winter
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#8
I had to stop drinking.
I kept getting that thing where you feel sick and your head hurts... Depression.
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#9
If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people
trying to talk at the same time during a conference call.
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#10
What mental illness does Hank Hill have?
Propanic Depression
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#11
What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?
Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!
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#12
Investigators say the Germanwings copilot suffered from manic depression.
One minute he was up, then he was down.
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#13
I started a project to hire people with depression on my dairy farm...
if there's one thing they're good at its milking it.
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#14
A Russian doctor is treating his patient.
*"Take this for insomnia... take this for depression... and take this for anxiety."* *"Thank you Doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides Vodka?"*
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#15
Doctor said getting some natural light would help with my depression.
Now I'm depressed *and* hung over.
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#16
Telling someone w/ depression things like 'Cheer up','Get over it','It's
a state of mind', is like telling a blind person 'Just look harder'
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#17
Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
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#18
President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression...
...since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.
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#19
Depression.
Why treat it when you can end it?
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#20
Siri, what's depression?
Siri: Here are your directions to Chuck E Cheese.
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Our collection features 114 Depression Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Why do people enjoy Depression Jokes?
Depression Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Depression Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and depression jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love depression jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good depression jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Depression Jokes safe for all ages?
Most depression jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Depression Jokes?
depression jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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