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Derby Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of derby jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?
He was accused of wreckless driving.
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#2
No thanks Kentucky Derby.
If I wanted to see a defenseless animal get beat into submission I'd just call my boss.
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#3
Kentucky Derby trivia - Why don't female jockeys shave their pussies?
They like their fur long! I'll show myself out...
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#4
What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?
The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
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#5
ME: I hate the Kentucky Derby.
You get all dressed up and excited and the whole thing only lasts 15 seconds WIFE: Oh is that right
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#6
When a traffic light is out of service you should just treat
the intersection as a post-apocalyptic demolition derby.
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#7
What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?
Crashing boars.
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#8
My sex life (Dirty) My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby,
four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action
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#9
I don't have a horse running in the Derby
but my money is on Sarah Jessica Parker.
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#10
"Oh my god!
Sarah Jessica Parker is a competitive sprinter?!" "Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."
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#11
Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?
They like horsin' around.
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#12
What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?
Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!
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#13
What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?
Milk and Bookies.
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#14
When a traffic light is out of service you should just
treat the intersection as a demolition derby.
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#15
Probably a lot of horses sitting on couches today talking about how
they could have "gone Derby" if they hadn't gotten hurt in college.
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#16
Chuck Norris was at the Homerun
Derby He pitched a no hitter!
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