What Are Destiny Jokes?
Destiny Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of destiny jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Beyonce was Destiny's Child.
The other two were adopted.
#2
The biggest problem with teen pregnancy is that those idiots
still think it's okay to name a kid "Bentley" or "Destiny."
#3
[Destiny] Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?
Twilight Gap *badum tsss*
#4
What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?
They manifest Destiny
#5
My coworker has inspirational quotes up in her cubicle and one of them
says "choose your destiny" so I guess she plays Mortal Kombat too.
#6
I met my current girlfriend at a midnight
game release It was destiny
#7
I like Donald Trump how I like Destiny
Overhyped and without a campaign.
#8
As a member of Destiny's Child, Kelly Rowlands was one of the most famous and beautiful women in the world..
..'s friend. From Frankie Boyle.
#9
I think we figured out which
one was Destiny's child.
#10
What do you call an American communist?
Manifesto Destiny
#11
Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny
has a lot of explaining to do.
#12
Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?
Because it wasn't their Destiny.
#13
Are you having trouble finding your kids' name's on bottles of Coca Cola?
Then I bet you wish you'd given them proper names instead of thinking you were clever by calling them Lake and Destiny.
#14
I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves.
He died waiting for the drop.
#15
Wife: I made you an appt.
with the eye doctor Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny's Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE
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