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#1
Why did the robot get detention?
Because he was accused of Boolean.
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#2
Secondary School Pick up Lines Are you the Detention room because
i'm going to spend the next two and a half hours inside you
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#3
Oscar Pistorius gets six years jail.
Jail, then home detention, and back to jail. Wow, for someone with no legs he's covering a lot of ground.
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#4
Laugh and the class laughs with you.
But you get detention alone !
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#5
My teacher was pointing a ruler at me an said, "There's an idiot at
the end of this ruler!" I got detention after asking which end.
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#6
Just passed a cop on a bicycle, I hope I used my turn signal properly
or I might get a detention or whatever they hand out
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#7
I had a detention for only using uppercase
letters today Stupid capital punishment
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#8
I got high during detention today.
The teacher made me do lines.
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#9
Did you hear about the blonde who got detention for flirting with boys in class?
She told the teacher she wanted to go down in history...
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#10
What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?
Warden at juvenile detention center.
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#11
main difference between /news/ mods and north korea?
one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country.
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#12
I taught the kids to sign my name on report cards and detention slips
because a good parent knows how to delegate responsibility.
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#13
My teacher pointed at me with......
My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said "at the end of this ruler is and idiot!" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to.
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#14
What is "attempted theft" exactly?
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
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