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What Are Diameter Jokes?

Diameter Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of diameter jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
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#2
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi
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#3
What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?
A radius
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#4
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o' Lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
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#5
What do you get when you cross a poodle with an elephant?
A dead poodle with an asshole of diameter 40cm.
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#6
What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
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#7
Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter, and what do you get?
Pumpkin pi.
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#8
What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference?
Pumpkin Pi. ( )
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#9
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
pumpkin pi
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#10
I see the 'pet rocks' are back and fighting too!
*Rolls in 6ft diameter granite boulder* *Folds arms, taps foot*
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#11
What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter?
Eskimo pi.
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#12
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
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#13
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
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#14
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
PUMPKIN PI
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#15
You would think that with the sun being 109 times the diameter of Earth...
...that it would be hard to lose it at night right? So I sat outside for the whole night, and then it dawned on me.
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#16
What is half the diameter of a radish?
...the radiush.
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#17
So a circumference walks into a restaurant...
...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, "You want pie with that?"
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#18
Do you know what is 4 inches in length, 2 inches in diameter, and drives women fucking crazy?
An empty toilet paper roll.
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#19
Did you guys know that my son is a really big star?
Yup, he's 1.989 x 10^30 kilos and has a diameter of 1.4 million kilometers.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and diameter jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most diameter jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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