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#1
Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?
He doesn't have a Seoul.
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#2
What do you get when combine a penis and a potato???
A dictator!
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#3
What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?
The Supreme Reader.
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#4
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
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#5
Having a toddler is like harboring a bipolar, schizophrenic,
incontinent, adorable, tiny dictator.
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#6
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A dictator. EDIT: In regards to BattletardBlacknigga, I also heard this joke from my dad. Which was awkward but made it funnier in a weird way.....
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#7
Reports are in that Hugo Chjavez has died....hmmmmm Saddam Hussein Osama Bin Ladden Moammar Gadhafi
Kim Jong IL Fidel Castro Hugo Chavez Not good times for my Fantasy Dictator League...
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#8
Did you hear about the procrastinating dictator?
He was stalin.
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#9
What do you call a Penis inside a Potato?
A dictator
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#10
Did you hear about Joseph Stalin's personal yacht?
They say it was a huge dictator-ship.
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#11
I heard that roles in leadership positions are good jobs...
...but tell that to Kim Jong Un, he's a dictator with a failing Korea
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#12
What do Kim Jong-un and a penis shaped potato have in common?
One is a dictator, the other is a dick-tater.
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#13
What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?
I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel.
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#14
The USA tells North Korea they cannot act as
dictators of the world That's basically it
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#15
I was tired of the fascist dictator who ran the Bird Imitators Society..
So I took control with a violent coup.
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#16
What do you get when you mix a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
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#17
What do you call a penis potato?
A dictator!
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#18
What do you get if you cross a dick with a potato?
A dictator.
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#19
What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?
Julius Seizure.
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#20
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A dictator ha....ha.......I'll be leaving now
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