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What Are Dime Jokes?

Dime Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dime jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Firestien just came out with a new Jewish tire.
It not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too.
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#2
I got my first real 6-string Bought it at the 5 & dime Played it til my
fingers bled Mom sued the guitar manufacturer & settled out of court
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#3
Hey gurl, were you taped to the inside of a birthday card from my grandmother?
Cause you're a dime.
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#4
What do you call a frugal Transformer?
Optimus Dime.
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#5
Did you hear about the new Jewish Sports Car?
It stops on a dime then picks it up.
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#6
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...
Oh wait a minute he already does.
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#7
What's the difference between a stingy neighbor and a cheap prostitute?
One nickels and dimes you for screws while the other screws you for nickels and dimes.
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#8
Johnny's mother called his father at work...
"Johnny just swallowed a nickle and spit up two dimes, what do I do??" "Keep feeding him nickles!"
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#9
You have a dime in one hand and a nickel in the other.
What are you? Broke.
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#10
Dear Grocery store clerk, What part of me searching madly and paying
in nickels & dimes suggests I can donate a dollar to the food bank?
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#11
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
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#12
Yo mama so short she has to use
a ladder to pick up a dime.
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#13
Why do we all need a Jew for a friend?
Because he'll never give you a penny for your thoughts, he'll never put his two cents in, & he'll never drop a dime on you!
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#14
How do you know you're playing a Jewish Football team (American
Football) On defense, they only run the Dime Formation
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#15
If I had a fake leg it would be a see-thru plastic one full of jelly beans
and I'd only charge kids a dime for a handful like the old days.
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#16
Volkswagen announces it will open a facility in Israel to make a new advanced vehicle...
The new models are are so advanced not only will they stop on a dime, they'll actually pick it up.
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#17
If I had a dime for every time I dug a hole...
I'd be in the hole.
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#18
Have you heard about the new advanced ABS system developed by an Israeli company?
Allows any vehicle equipped with it to stop on a dime.
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#19
I love rock and roll so put another dime in the juke box baby...
then add ninety more cents to play one song.
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#20
If I had a dime for everytime I thought about you...
I would definitely think about you
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Dime Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and dime jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most dime jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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