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Diner Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of diner jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What does a cyborg order at a diner?
A Cyborger
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#2
Diner: Waiter please close the window.
Waiter: Why is there a draft? Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
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#3
Diner: May I please have a glass of water?
Waiter: Why are you thirsty? Diner: No I want to see if my neck leaks.
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#4
What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner?
Dennays
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#5
Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.
Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.
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#6
Diner: Could I have a glass of water?
Waiter: To drink? Diner: No I want to rinse out a few things.
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#7
"Waiter!" shouted the furious diner "How dare you serve me this!
There's a damn TWIG in my soup!" "My apologies" said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."
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#8
I once went to a diner and ordered a chicken salad sandwich
and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first.
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#9
Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
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#10
When I was at the diner tonight my waitress had a black eye.
When I ordered I ordered real slow because apparently she don't listen so good.
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#11
What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?
The guy gets fierious.
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#12
Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty?
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
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#13
Last night at an Indian diner the server walks up to me and asks "Curry
Ok Sir?" I said "Alright, just one song and then you can fuck off".
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#14
I sat down beside this guy in a diner, every time he went to take a bite of his sandwich I'd say nomnomnom.
He left. Making friends is hard.
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#15
Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order?
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
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#16
At the sushi restaurant: What kind of eel is this?
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
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#17
[diner] ME: I'll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those?
ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you.
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#18
TRIVIA TIME: What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?
Parkinson's.
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#19
Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years.
Diner: Well bring me some you haven't had around for that long.
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#20
Diner: Waitress the portions are getting smaller.
Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the restaurant has been enlarged.
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