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Disease Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of disease jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?
plague-arism
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#2
What kind of disease do you get from birds?
Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.
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#3
Guns don't kill people.
Wars and famine and disease and random accidents kill people. Also, sometimes guns. Have a good day!
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#4
What do you get when you kiss a canary?
Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.
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#5
Got bad news today.
Doctor says I have Nimitz Disease. But don't worry. I'm just a carrier.
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#6
Obesity it's a disease People in America say obesity is a disease.
The only thing diseases and obese people have in common is they are both really easy to catch.
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#7
Why was diarrhoea classified under hereditary diseases?
It runs in the Jeans.
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#8
So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida.
They all got Gatorades.
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#9
How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
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#10
What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?
M'laria.
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#11
What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease?
Stephen Walkin
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#12
What Disease Do You Get When You Have Sex With Harry Potter?
Hogwarts.
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#13
Why do they call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken
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#14
A doctor says to his patient, "I have good new and bad news..." Patient: "I'd like the
good news first" Doctor : "Well, you're going to have a disease named after you..."
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#15
"DOC TELL ME STRAIGHT" doc: u got lou gherrigs disease *cops barge in*
ur under arrest "FOR WHAT" cop: mr gherrig reported a missing disease
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#16
What disease does a mad scientist have?
boffin spongiform encephalopathy
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#17
Everybody knows that door handles spread disease but when I started a business
to clean them and called it Knob Jobs all I got were creepy phone calls.
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#18
What disease do elderly dinosaurs get?
Jurassic Parkinsons
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#19
I have a particular disease for which I deny the
existence of some 80s bands There is no cure
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#20
A man suffering Crohns Disease who speaks to the deceased is currently fornicating with his obese wife.
he's a small medium in large.
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