What Are Disorder Jokes?
Disorder Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of disorder jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My girlfriend says I have compulsive lying disorder...
...she's right; I don't have a girlfriend.
#2
I think I have a sleeping disorder.
It's called children
#3
I used to have Multiple Personality Disorder...
But now we don't!
#4
I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder.
One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down.
#5
Shout out to all my people with split personality
disorder You know who you are
#6
Multiple personality disorder has made my sex life hard...
I want to masturbate , but I'm not into orgies.
#7
If your Facebook picture is a photo of a sunset or something inanimate,
I'll assume you have a dissociative identity disorder.
#8
I'm fat and get laughed at when I say I have an eating disorder But I wouldn't
be fat if I could stop eating disorder, datorder, and da other one too
#9
I have a multiple personality disorder...
And so do I.
#10
My friend told me that he was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder.
I bought him a snickers
#11
LISA GOPMAN: EATING DISORDER For as long as I can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia.
It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny.
#12
My brother was recently diagnosed with an eating disorder called pica, which means he eats non-nutritive substances...
When I beat him at Jenga the other day, he literally shit bricks.
#13
Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
#14
She believed me when i said concentration camps were
for people with Attention Deficit Disorder.
#15
My therapist said I have acute personality disorder.
I was like I know, right?
#16
What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?
Spay it don't spray it.
#17
What mental disorder did the serial killer who stabbed his victim 23 times have?
OCD.
#18
There's no I in team But there are quite a few
of them in Multiple Personality Disorder
#19
"The prisoner is walking down the stairs," Tom said condescendingly.
"It's 9:59," Tom said pretentiously. "I have split personality disorder," Tom said being frank.
#20
What happened to Mr.
Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared? He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
Why People Enjoy Disorder Jokes
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