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District Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of district jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Boss left his email open.
Me: *looks around, send email to district manager "i love you" Now we wait
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#2
What do you want for dinner?
4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts
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#3
Why do elephants live in the jungle?
Because it's out of the high rent district.
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#4
*runs into long lost friend* Him- I started out on the bottom now I'm a district MGR.
what do you do? Me- I disappoint people
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#5
2016: Surely Donald Trump won't win 2017: He can't do that...
right? 2018: I hope my district wins the Hunger Games!
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#6
I go in bars in a suit & tie, drink all night & write tweets down in a notebook.
They're not quite sure if I'm the district manager or not.
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#7
The traffic must be horrendous
in a red light district
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#8
What do you call a new gym opening up
in the finance district Capital Gains
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#9
Where's the red light district in Toronto?
Behind the Maple Leafs' net.
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#10
a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of
the heads of his local schools but he stuck by his principals
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#11
I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name Until I realized it probably
has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US
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#12
My friend showed me his pictures from his exchange program in Amsterdam.
It turns out he did a project at the Red Light district there. Damn, he really was studying a broad!
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#13
What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?
What I want to be *if* I grow up.
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#14
The Trump Years in a Nutshell 2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance.
2017: Trump's still trying? 2018: "Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"
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#15
WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL......
What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town
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#16
Former District attorney lost job after scandal, now a male sex worker.
Most of his jobs are pro-boner
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