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Divide Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of divide jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact
get one..............one bad-ass that is.
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#2
pizza has 5 letters if u double that u get 10 if u divide that by 2
u get 5 & if u do some more math u get 666 coincidence i think not
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#3
Hillary should make Bernie the ambassador to Japan.
His knowledge of harpooning whales will definitely help bridge the cultural divide.
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#4
Pick a number, now add 7, divide by 4, write it down.
Now get an apple, name it, show it a picture of your cat. Now go to bed,you're drunk.
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#5
What do you get when you divide 69 by 2?
A lonely man's handjob.
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#6
Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to:
1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium all of the above A: Number 4.
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#7
How to do math with sex.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!
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#8
There are two types of people in the world: Those that divide
everything into two categories, and those that don't.
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#9
Divide and conquer?
Ok. *opens calculator app*
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#10
How do you teach a girl math?
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
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#11
Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with.
LIKE if you got 5.
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#12
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide
everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don't.
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#13
I just posted "How do I find answers using Google.com?" on Yahoo Answers.
Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
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#14
Alaskan said to Texan: Stop bragging....
...about how big your state is, or we'll divide Alaska in half and make you the third largest state.
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#15
I'll give you $10 if you divide it
by a half and give it back...
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#16
Instead of looking for things that divide you look for things that bring
you together, like the way you all look for things that divide you.
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#17
X says to Y : "i feel so close to
you, i feel like zero divides us"
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#18
[having sex] Her: HARDER!
ME: Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150% of the other. What are the 2 numbers? Her: 44&66 HARDER!
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#19
To whom was Shia LaBeouf chanting "*He will not divide us*" after he got arrested yesterday?
His buttcheeks.
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#20
Sex is like Maths: You add the bed, subtract the clothes,
divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.
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