What Are Do Jokes?
Do Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of do jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
#2
What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair?
Rolaids.
#3
What do you call a bald porcupine?
Pointless!
#4
What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?
Sleep in the wardrobe !
#5
What do you call a Chinese conga line?
A Chu Chu train
#6
Why do pigs have flat snouts?
From running in to trees.
#7
An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up?
Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!
#8
What do James Cameron and M.
Night Shamylan have in common? Icy dead people.
#9
How do you make a space party?
-You PLANet
#10
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: Wow. Nobody's ever asked me that. Interviewer: Take a minute to th- Me: Arendelle.
#11
I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters...
Its shift work.
#12
What do you feed a disappearing cat?
Evaporated milk
#13
What do you call a black lady having an abortion?
A hero
#14
Why do felines always win board games?
Because they are cheetahs.
#15
Do you know what happens when gay marriage is legalized?
BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over. Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners
#16
Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?
Because it is in tents
#17
What do you do when you find Michael J.
Fox in your hot tub? .....Add your laundry.
#18
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
#19
What do you call a queue of boxers?
A punchline.
#20
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we killed the only one with a dream.
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