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Dogs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dogs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Jesus Christ!
I forgot to buy dog food last night and now my dogs are playing a Sarah McLachlan album and googling humane society.
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#2
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis
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#3
I bet dogs have a really hard time playing Twister Left paw: grey Other left paw: darker grey, but not the darkest grey.
Sort of in between
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#4
Wife: we need to improve our home Me: agreed Wife: remodeling the kitchen
should be top priority Me: [crosses out "get more dogs"] obviously
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#5
It's not really fair that little kids can talk and dogs can't.
I bet dogs have way cooler stories and they don't ask as many dumb questions.
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#6
Cats get a pass bc they're "Cleaning themselves".
Dogs are like, Hey! I can reach this?!?!
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#7
This whole time I thought 50 Shades of
Grey was a coloring book for dogs
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#8
There are dogs that can detect cancer, find missing people, detect bombs, etc.
My dog rolls around in other animals feces.
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#9
There's nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he
hears something hit the floor and discovers it's only lettuce
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#10
I'm pretty sure if dogs could talk their most common
phrase would be "Are you going to eat that?"
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#11
how to hot dogs: 1) "read" hot dogs instructions 2) place 5 to 60 hot
dogs in warm microwave or sink 3) add 1 piece of ketchup 4( drink
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#12
Classic Why don't blind people like to go skydiving?
Because it scares the dogs!
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#13
When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?
Donate them to the salivation army ^^I'llseemyselfout
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#14
Dogs are like books The more you like them, the harder they are to put down.
Edit: Grammar.
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#15
What do you call 4 dogs and a black bird?
Spice girls
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#16
[pet therapy] THERAPIST: ok slow ME: *pets 2 dogs* T: just 1 M: *pets
3 dogs* T: Nurse, restrain him, he's M: *pets 4 dogs* T: roverdosing
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#17
If we could master the look dogs have when we're eating in front
of them, we'd be able to have sex with any woman at will.
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#18
Dogs are all "huh?" while
cats are all "ugh."
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#19
Stop letting your dogs piss on fire hydrants.
Some of us use those for parkour.
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#20
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs.
I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
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