What Are Dollars Jokes?
Dollars Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dollars jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Geico could probably save you more than 15 percent if they
stopped spending 95 billion dollars on advertising.
#2
What did the Jewish father say when his daughter asked for fifty bucks?
What are you going to spend forty dollars on, I mean really why do you need thirty dollars?
#3
I lost 20 pounds in England last summer.
How much is that in American dollars?
#4
A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, can I have fifty dollars?" The father looks at him and says, "Forty dollars?
What do you need thirty dollars for?"
#5
If I had a dollar for every gender that exists....
I'd have two dollars.
#6
What's the difference between a chicpea and a tomato
I don't pay 1200 dollars for a tomato on my face.
#7
A question related to math so Bob has 20 dollar and Tyrone takes 15 dollars away from Bob.
What color is Tyrone ?
#8
A Jewish boy asks his father for $50...
The dad replies "40 dollars!?! What do you need 30 dollars for?!"
#9
If I had a penny for every Donald Trump joke, I
would have a small loan of one million dollars
#10
A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow $50...
His father replies: "40 dollars!, what could you possibly need to borrow 30 dollars for?!?"
#11
If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've ever
said I'd have a small loan of a million dollars.
#12
Yes I will purchase the anti-ageing cream that costs 100's of dollars
because the results on those 20 year old models is just miraculous.
#13
Iran is 3 billion dollars short of hiding a Nuclear
program What can they do to get the money?
#14
The difference between me and Bill Gates is "th".
He makes tens of millions of dollars per year. I make tenths of millions of dollars per year.
#15
A prostitute said she would do anything for 10 dollars.
Look who just got his car washed. THIS GUY!
#16
Rob Ford's family have been told they won't inherit any money from his bank accounts
But his credit cards will re-sell for several thousand Canadian dollars.
#17
"I'm a big fan of 50 cent.
Or as he's known in Zimbabwe: four hundred million dollars."
#18
My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
#19
America is basically a free country...
you'd just have to inherit 19 trillion dollars in debt
#20
5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That'd wreck the economy
5: I just- Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation
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