What Are Don Jokes?
Don Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of don jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I just battle rapped my 4 year-old and rhymed "take a nap" with
"piece of crap" so don't tell me about your parenting skills.
#2
Why don't vegans eat chicken?
Because it contains egg...
#3
Why don't they have a WHITE history month??
Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??
#4
I don't know what it is, but there is something strangely sexy about the way my grandad gets down doggystyle so I can wipe him.
nevermind.
#5
The banana apologized to the apple.
You're very sweet, but I'm sorry I don't find you a**peel**ing [I know this was terrible. I guess this wasn't your taste.](#s)
#6
Short Dad Joke These kind of jokes always make me laugh a little, if you don't get it at first..
think about it! "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
#7
Of course you don't know 'our song.' You didn't know we were even dating, silly.
Or that the girl you had lunch with is in my trunk.
#8
Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich?
#9
If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you!
#10
There is a fine line between "important
to me" and "dead to me." Don't walk it.
#11
Toddler: I don't like you.
*hits* Adult: I don't like you. *tracks your movements for the rest of your life*
#12
There are 10 kinds of people in the world...
Those who know binary and those who don't.
#13
99% Indians work on the Principle of Rockets.
It doesn't mean we aim for the sky. It means, we don't start work unless our tail is on fire
#14
[candy store] ME: I'd like to return this Tic Tac.
CLERK: It looks partially eaten. ME: It's still in... CLERK: Don't ME: ...mint condition.
#15
What's the definition of a Mistress?
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
#16
Why don't the french like kiwifruit?
Because of the green piece inside.
#17
Me: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
Him: Ma'am, for the last time, we don't have a limit on how much liquor you can buy.
#18
So a duck walks into a bar...
He waddles over to a seat and settles in. The bartender says "Hey there, what can I get for you?" And the duck says "I... I don't know. I've never made it this far."
#19
A job interview.
What's your worst quality? Honesty. Well, i don't think that honesty is a bad quality.. I don't give a fuck what you think.
#20
Thank you, student loan, for getting me through college.
I don't think I can ever repay you .
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