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What Are Door Jokes?

Door Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of door jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door?
The knocking is out of time and they don't know when to come in.
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#2
When one door closes another door opens, pretty
sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch
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#3
nock nock whos der?
i dunt no anser da door
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#4
[knock at door] Cop: open up, it's the police Me [doing an Estonian accent]: I'm not here Cop: are you in Estonia?
Me: I am. I'm in Estonia
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#5
Somebody left a baby at my front door today, and I have no idea what to do with it.
I just hope it's gone by tomorrow.
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#6
When a door closes...
and incognito window opens.
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#7
Pro tip: When quickly pulling into your garage to avoid your
neighbor be sure your garage door is all the way up.
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#8
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in.
Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
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#9
"No.
No birthdays, Christmas or modern medicine.. But you sure do make great friends going door-to-door" *Door slams - Jehova's Witnesses
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#10
A strange woman was pounding at my door at 4am and woke me up.
I had to let her out.
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#11
*locks doors and rolls window down almost a quarter of the way*
"you fellas mind not skateboarding so close to my driveway"
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#12
Oscar Pistorious wanted to get his bathroom door
replaced But his wife was dead against it
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#13
What do you call a door only prostitutes use ?
Hodor
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#14
I stopped by the house I spent my childhood in, and I politely asked the owners if I could look around.
They said no and slammed the door in my face My parents can be so fucking rude sometimes.
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#15
A clown opened the door for me today.
It was a nice jester.
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#16
There's a pigeon walking up the driveway.
I don't care what he wants. I'm not answering the door.
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#17
Man, speaking (in heavy Scottish accent) to policeman,
"But, officer, it said laddies on the door."
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#18
Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling
me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
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#19
Did you hear about the guy who used the door knocker?
He won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close.
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#20
Apologies to my forehead for assuming that
automatic doors will just "open."
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