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Dr Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dr jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
PATIENT: I bet medical school was pretty tough DR DOG: yeah I remember
one time I did my assignment 4 times bc I ate the first 3 copies lol
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#2
Nurse: Your name, please?
Me: Dr. Feelgood. Nurse: ... Me: ... Nurse: You're not a Dr. are you? Me: No, I won't make you feel good, either.
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#3
JOB INTERVIEWER: so, what was your last job?
DR. FRANKENSTEIN: bodybuilding
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#4
*puts stethoscope up to chest* Dr: I dont hear..U don't have a heart
Karen "Did my ex Kyle put u up to this?" *Im in the bushes giggling*
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#5
"This surgical knife isn't sharp," ...Dr.
Swiftie said bluntly.
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#6
Why does Dr.
Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife is dead.
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#7
What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?
Dr Whoover
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#8
COW: I'm constipated DR DOG: when was ur last bowel moooo-vement lol C: ur doing puns right now?
DD: gonna milk this for all its worth lmao
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#9
A man walks into the doctor's office wearing nothing but cellophane (saran-wrap).
Dr. says, "Clearly I can see your nuts!"
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#10
A guy walks into a drs office with a carrot in his ear..
..and a piece of broccoli up his nose. The Dr told him he isn't eating right.
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#11
How do Mexicans greet Dr.
Seuss? Jesus!
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#12
How did my operation go Doc?
Dr ; What? Dr ; Omg I've only got half a colon?
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#13
Wouldn't it be great if Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber hooked up...
to one of Dr. Kevorkian's machines?
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#14
What do you call a Dr.
that shares your medical history with everyone? a HIPAAcrite
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#15
Dr: it looks like you've contracted sumatta Me: what is that?
Dr: what is what? Me: sumatta Dr [grits teeth]: say it together
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#16
Me to Dr: I have no energy lately.
Dr: you need to exercise more Me:... Dr:... Me: Let's start this again.
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#17
Doctor: Open your mouth (inserts tongue depressor) Me: Mmm, this tastes good.
Dr: You should have tasted it when the Popcicle was on it!
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#18
Doctor: You need a kidney transplant.
Me: A transplant? Dr: Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. I know where each one is buried. Me:
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#19
*man choking* Is there a doc in the house?
*Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*
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#20
[ER] Me: I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AM I DYING DOC?
Dr: *loosens my belt*unbuttons my pants* Me: is this appropriate? *blood returns to legs* oh.
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