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Drapes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of drapes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Not really a joke Girl dyed her hair red, I asked "does the carpet match the drapes?
She said, no; "Waxed hardwood floor"
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#2
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Nope, I've got hardwood.
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#3
You can use lemon juice to get the goat's blood out of the drapes.
#householdhints
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#4
Air Bud trembles in fear after the opposing team drapes a basketball
jersey over a vacuum cleaner and puts it on their starting lineup.
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#5
If the carpet matches the drapes I'll
install the hardwood for free
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#6
How do you make a gay guy scream twice in one evening?
Fist fuck him then wipe your hands on his drapes.
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#7
What does an Asian person say when asked, "does the carpet match
the drapes?" I don't have a carpet; I have an Oriental rug.
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#8
How do you make a woman scream?
You fuck her in the ass. How do you make her scream again? You wipe your dick off with the drapes.
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#9
The absolutely wrongest answer when you ask a woman if the carpet matches the drapes "Nope.
Hardwood floors."
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#10
How can you tell a skinhead is shaved down
there When the carpet matches the drapes
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#11
[Enter Password] drapes [Re-enter Password]
carpet [Error: Passwords must match]
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#12
Medusa's hair is made of snakes.
Does the carpet match the drapes?
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#13
No my carpet doesn't match my drapes
cause I don't have carpet , Duh....
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#14
How do you get a woman to scream twice?
You do her in the ass, then wipe it off on the drapes.
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#15
The only time I want the carpet to match the drapes
is when I'm dating a bald headed girl.
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