What Are Draw Jokes?
Draw Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of draw jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
There's a new drinking game...
You draw a random card from a deck & if it's black you take a shot.... We call it "Ferguson"
#2
I tried to get back to the drawing
board but I can't draw.
#3
I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics.
... ... But graphing is where I draw the line!
#4
Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?
He didn't have a ruler!
#5
*draws sword* *erases sword
because it sucks*
#6
I've decided to shave off my eyebrows and draw them in.
It's pretty cool, except when I have to redraw them to show somebody I'm angry.
#7
I'll do algebra.
I'll do trigonometry. I'll even do calculus! But graphing is simply where I draw the line.
#8
Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
#9
When we draw birds we basically
just draw flying mustaches.
#10
5yo's pretending she's a tourist at a hotel.
All good, but I draw the line when my services are criticized because the "toilet's too cold."
#11
I bought a dry erase board to improve my time management skills
but the only thing that's improved is my ability to draw dicks.
#12
They should just draw a fart on the
car A/C "recirculate" button.
#13
I'll do a lot of things for money,
but I draw the line at working...
#14
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass!
#15
VICTIM: He had a beard & a scar SKETCH ARTIST: Is this him?
VICTIM: That's Bart Simpson SKETCH ARTIST: Yeah I can only draw a couple things
#16
How You Can Draw a Muhammad
Every Day Wipe!
#17
A good artist knows where
to draw the line.
#18
I blame Picasso for all these women who
use markers to draw on their eyebrows.
#19
I recently started using a few drugs I
draw the line at using cocaine though
#20
What did saitama draw with a pen
and a ruler One punchline
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