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Drawer Jokes

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What Are Drawer Jokes?

Drawer Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of drawer jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
4-year-old: Is there candy in that drawer?
Me: No. 4: Can I check? Me: Do you have a warrant?
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#2
Where did the Grim Reaper find his missing keys?
On Death's drawer.
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#3
[closes kitchen drawer gently and looks at son] I wasn't here *wife walks
in with police officer* "did you take a knife to a job interview"
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#4
[finds sock with hole in it] *gets angry* [puts
sock back in same drawer] *repeats forever*
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#5
"Unhand me you cad!" I shriek, before turning disappointedly to
see that I've only caught my shirt in the silverware drawer.
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#6
"Damnit!" -a burglar, discovering yet another drawer filled
with dead batteries, take-out menus, and pen caps.
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#7
My superpower is predicting the exact day I'll need something that sat
idle in a drawer for months so I can throw it away the day before.
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#8
I pulled my wife's panties to the side.......then
put the rest of her socks in the drawer.
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#9
*opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what's with all the whisks?
Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?
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#10
I might not be the sharpest knife in
the drawer but I will still cut you.
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#11
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
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#12
OMG!
A CUSTOMER ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF ME TODAY!! But then I counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer. She never even knew.
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#13
A man has an option to turn into any object in the universe, he chose a butter knife.
He wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer...
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#14
[first day as a celebrity chef] *Just a heartrending 40 minute montage
of me struggling to get the potato masher out of the cutlery drawer*
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#15
Does it make you an acrobat if you get suspended from the chandelier
by your drawers after falling over the 2nd floor railing?
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#16
Favourite one-liner?
"stationary shop moves" - Jimmy Carr **Another favourite -** "I keep my porno tapes in my sock drawer, it's all you need in one place" - Jason Manford
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#17
I'm not really a 'walk of shame' kind of girl.
Im more of a 'put it back in my nightstand drawer when I'm finished & roll over' kind of girl
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#18
I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a
pair of panties out of my drawer and say, "um, these aren't mine."
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#19
Flung my bra across the room and it sailed right into the drawer, if
any of you are looking to start a basketball team that uses bras.
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#20
Why do they call it "Ben Folds Five"?
Because he folds five penises and puts them into little drawers!
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We currently have 76 Drawer Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
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Drawer Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Drawer Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and drawer jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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A good drawer jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Drawer Jokes safe for all ages?
Most drawer jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Drawer Jokes?
drawer jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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