What Are Drill Jokes?
Drill Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of drill jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My coworkers will stand around confused during a fire drill but the office
turns into the Hunger Games when there's lunch brought in by reps
#2
DENTIST: let's get started, shall we?
*places drill on tray* ME: um D: *places giant needle on tray* ME: uhhhhh D: *places handgun on tray*
#3
Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a
screwdriver shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"
#4
I tried to make the earthquake drill realistic by throwing glass shards
and screaming "You fuckers are dead." I'm no longer safety captain.
#5
I was at work trying to come up with a joke about drills bits...
...but they were all too boring.
#6
What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?
Drill drill drill.
#7
Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
#8
How do you make holes in a fire?
With a fire drill.
#9
I've been to the dentist a couple
of times So I know the drill.
#10
For a good party trick, drill a hole in the top of your medicine
cabinet and fill it with marbles before you invite people over.
#11
What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?
A Drill Sergeant
#12
This might be an uncomfortable subject for some...
But we need to start talking about Germany's plans to drill for oil in 2940.
#13
I have an evil masterplan; I'm going to drill a huge hole through the Moon and thread a massive piece of string through it.
Then I will finally be able to conker the World.
#14
By fluke, I just learned I could pop the head off a Dora Explorer doll,
drill a hole in her leg, fill her with water, and use her as a bong.
#15
Do you think people who chanted "Drill baby, drill!" for Palin
had even a flicker of self awareness while watching Avatar?
#16
There once was a woman named Hill (ary) There once was a woman named Hill whose cunt was of case-hardened steel.
She would get a great thrill from an emery wheel, or an off-center pneumatic drill.
#17
Her: What do you do?
Me: I drill for oil. G: That sounds interesting. M: No, it's really... H: Don't do it, I'll leave M:...just boring
#18
*Bursts into bank* Robber: THIS IS A ROBBERY.
HANDS UP. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Bank clerk: No that's clearly a shotgun 2nd robber: OOOH SNAP!
#19
Why did the carpenter join the army?
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
#20
[Installing ceiling fan] Me: drill...screwdriver...
tape...there finished! Wife on the phone: Is this Bob's fix-it shop? Yeah, he just got done.
Why People Enjoy Drill Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and drill jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love drill jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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