What Are Driver Jokes?
Driver Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of driver jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[demetri martin] A drunk driver is very dangerous.
Everybody knows that. But so is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. "Go left." -"Dude those are trees." "trust me."
#2
Technically, a bus driver is anyone
who drives a bus, Officer.
#3
I heard they were going to fine bad drivers $100 on the spot.
That's bit sexist, isn't it?
#4
Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?
Tiger Woods has a better driver.
#5
If Tiger Wood and Princess Diana played a round of golf who would win?
Tiger Woods! because he has a better driver! I'll be in hell if you need me.
#6
Why was the blonde upset when she got her Drivers License?
Because she got an F in sex.
#7
When I order pizza online, in the "Special Instructions for the Driver" box, I put "Tell me I'm a pretty princess".
And they do. And I am.
#8
Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
Cause she was a woman ^^sorry
#9
Looking for a job on Craigslist.
A guy wants to pay $150 to borrow a valid driver's license to rent a car. What could possibly go wrong?
#10
Just place a STUDENT DRIVER sticker on top of your car, and
suddenly no one suspects you of drunk driving at 8am.
#11
Why monkeys make terrible drivers: bad depth perception,
suffer from road rage & fling poop at other drivers.
#12
Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
#13
Two polacks are driving in a car The driver: Stick your head out the window and see if my directional is working.
Is it on?" The passenger:" Uh yep. nope. yep. nope. yep. nope"
#14
I was going to make a joke about that bus...
I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers... But there's no pun in ten dead.
#15
I don't use the car horn much but I will frown harshly at
bad drivers and I'm pretty sure it fucks up their day.
#16
ME: Hmm.
My biggest weakness? Tough question. I guess some people say I'm delusional UBER DRIVER: I didn't say anything
#17
What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
#18
I asked two Uber drivers to pick each other up and am watching them chase
each other in circles around my block until they run out of gas.
#19
My longest relationship was when an Uber driver
took me all the way to the airport once.
#20
I had such a crap day.
First my ex got run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Ugh.
Why People Enjoy Driver Jokes
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